Most positive
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture of this nigga mad. most positive is right
i was there that night
aye this night was awesome
(Source: somethingoutanothing, via niggas-gettin-buttfucked)
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.
Reblogging for the comment
How old are you?
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN
Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.
“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”
The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path.
“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.
“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.
Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.
Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.
“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.
“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.
Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.
“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.
Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.
He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”
Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.
Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”
I AM SO DONE WITH YOU PEOPLE
OMIGOSH I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH THIS MADE MY YEAR OMG
“Pikachu,” said Pikachu
(Source: setyourphaserstostun, via beckyleach)
Out here ruining men’s lives hmu
This ain’t even cool smh.
Teek he’s overwhelming I gotta put him back in his place!!!!
The fun thing is that if a guy pulled the same shit on you, you’d be bawwing your eyes out about how you’re ~oppressed~ and how society hates women.
Nope. Society doesn’t hate women, but it sure hates self-important fucking cunts who think they have the right and authority to “put someone in his place”.
If a guy had said this about a girls tits or cunt, the feminists would be in an uproar. Say it to a guy about his dick, FUCK YEAH MATRIARCHY!
This girl basically said she doesn’t like this person for who he is, she just wants his cock.
I’m glad that the guy was like, “go fuck yourself.” though. That made me proud to see.
-Liv.
I love the little passive-aggressive hearts she uses.
Fucking cunt.
Dumb bitch. And yet women say THEY’RE the minority? HAH. That’s complete and utter bullshit. Time to find a new one, dude. Ditch the bitch and find a real woman. Sometimes I really think I have the last good woman on Earth.
People need to reblog the crap outta this. Damn feminists, burn in Hell.
Oooooh the gotdamn notes boy lol. Who the fuck digged into my archive to find this shit?
Can everyone stop reblogging this shit cause this nigga was turnt on still after this. Once I got a boyfriend he stopped and ain’t heard from dude since.
2nd gif is the look of someone who knows the joke that’s coming
3rd gif he is just trying so hard i cannot even
(Source: the-average-gatsby, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)
